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Ever feel a sudden, profound sense of social hesitation? Like you’d rather dissolve into the wallpaper than make small talk? This shirt is for you—and your inner cat.


Featuring a perfectly sketched feline who has mastered the art of the Polite Avoidance™, this tee says what we’re all thinking in line at the grocery store, at obligatory family functions, or when someone approaches a little too enthusiastically. The cat isn’t being rude; it’s just practicing superb emotional boundaries.


Crafted from the famously soft and slightly fitted Bella+Canvas jersey, this tee is so comfortable you’ll want to wear it everywhere… even, ironically, to places where you might have to interact with people.


.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean.

100% Introvert Approved. 0% Interested in Talking. - Unisex Short Sleeve Tee

$19.21 Regular Price
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