Congratulations! You've found the mug that captures the soul-crushing essence of corporate life with startling accuracy. Why suffer through just one Monday when you can have FIVE IN A ROW? That's right—this diabolical 11-oz ceramic masterpiece features a workweek calendar where Monday through Friday are all mercilessly labeled MONDAY.
Think of it as a cry for help, you can drink coffee from. It's not just a mug—it's an emotional support object for anyone whose life is a never-ending cycle of alarm clocks, stale coffee, and existential dread.
 
This mug isn't just funny—it's a psychological evaluation in ceramic form. Be warned: it comes with terrifying truths like:
 
• Scientifically proven to make coworkers spit-take their coffee
• The perfect gift for anyone who's given up on "having a good week"
• Great for holding tears OR coffee (we can't tell the difference anymore)
• Guaranteed to make HR schedule an "optional" wellness seminar about you
 
Product Details:
 
 
• Material: Ceramic (like your soul after Q4 planning meetings)
• Capacity: 11 oz of liquid courage
• Dimensions: Fits perfectly in hands that type "I'm fine" through tears
• Safety: Lead-free (unlike your company's culture)
• Care: Microwave safe (like your career choices)
• Sourcing: Manufactured in the same sweatshop where hope goes to die
 
Perfect For:
 
 
• The coworker who mutters "kill me" under their breath in meetings
• Your boss (as a subtle cry for help)
• Anyone who considers 8 AM a form of torture
• People who measure their life in coffee spoons and regret
• That one employee who's been "working from home" since 2020 (we know you're not wearing pants)
 
Buy Now Before:
 
 
• You have to attend another "synergy brainstorming session"
• Your manager schedules another "fun" team-building exercise
• You actually have to be productive on a Friday
 
Add to Cart Today! (Or don't—we get it. Decision-making is hard before coffee.)
 
 
 
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
 
 
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap