Tired of Cheer? Had Your Fill of Fa-La-La-La-La?

This holiday season, the tables are turning. Literally. Introducing Rudolph's Revenge, the only placemat that dares to ask: "What if the most famous reindeer of all finally snapped?"

Forget the Red Nose. Meet the Red Bat.

Gone are the days of mockery and exclusion. This year, Rudolph isn't guiding the sleigh—he's commandeering it. Featuring a stunning, high-definition print of an absolutely unhinged Rudolph, brandishing a freshly used candy-cane-striped bat (don't ask what's red on it... it's not holly berries), and a chilling absence of his former "friends."

Where did the other reindeer go? Let's just say they're off the team. Permanently.

Key Features & Benefits:

> Easy-Wash 100% cotton: Just toss it in the wash, whether it's gravy, cranberry sauce, or... something else. We don't judge your holiday mess.
> Durable & Heat-Resistant: Built to withstand the heat of your Christmas ham, just like Rudolph's burning rage.
> A Surefire Conversation Starter: Watch as Aunt Carol's smile falters and Uncle Bob chokes on his eggnog. This placemat answers the question, "What's new?" with a single, glorious image.
> Therapeutic Value: Had a stressful year? Feeling underappreciated at the office family party? Stare into Rudolph's vengeful eyes and feel a strange, deep sense of understanding.
> Guaranteed to Clear Space at the Kids' Table. Bedtime just got a whole lot easier.

The Perfect Gift For:

> The relative who thinks Die Hard is the best Christmas movie.
> Anyone on the Naughty List (especially if they're proud of it).
> People who find traditional holiday decor "unrealistically cheerful."
> Your boss. (A subtle message, but they'll get it.)

WARNING:
May cause concerned looks from grandparents. Not recommended for those who believe in the "magic of Christmas." Side effects may include nervous laughter, a sudden desire to apologize to all reindeer, and your mother-in-law quietly asking if you're "seeing someone."

Bring the Glorious Reckoning to Your Dinner Table!

Order Rudolph's Revenge Today, and Let the Feast of Fury Begin!

(Other reindeer sold separately. Actually, no, they're not. They're unavailable. Permanently.)

.: 100% Cotton
.: One-sided print
.: Size: 18" × 14" (45.72cm x 35.56cm )
.: White seam thread
.: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean