Finally, a shirt that shouts for you, so you don’t have to strain your vocal cords. Introducing the Selective Hearing Tee—crafted for those moments when you’re clearly speaking, yet somehow… crickets.
Featuring a bold, impossible-to-ignore “HELLO!” emblazoned across the chest, this shirt does what your polite voice cannot: it speaks in all caps, permanently. Below, a tastefully subtle line of text offers a gentle reminder to the selectively deaf in your life: “A message for the selectively deaf.”
Because why repeat yourself when fashion can do it for you?
Key Features (That They'll Actually Notice)
✔ Instant Communication – Saves your breath for important things, like sighing dramatically.
✔ Fabricated with 100% Airloom Cotton™ (also known as super-comfy, laundered-to-perfection jersey knit).
✔ Unisex Fit – Flattering on humans of all listening capabilities.
✔ Available in colors that are easier to spot than common sense—including Berry for sweet irony, Heather Mauve for passive-aggressive elegance, and Screaming Yellow for maximum visibility.
✔ Sizes S – 3XL—Because selective hearing knows no body type.
When to Wear It:
• Family dinners where the question “Can you pass the salt?” goes unanswered.
• Co-working spaces where headphones are a social forcefield.
• Any gathering where your partner suddenly develops “listening allergies.”
• Basically, every day.
Fabric & Care Info (The Part Everyone Skips):
Bella+Canvas’s legendary unisex jersey—soft, breathable, and pre-shrunk because we understand you have enough frustrations already. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid yelling at the shirt itself. It’s already doing the talking.
Color Options:
• White – For pure, innocent messages.
• Black – For when your “hello” has a side of mystery.
• Orange—A loud color for a loud statement.
• Heather Mauve – The tone of gentle, repeated reminders.
• Berry—Sweet, yet pointed.
• Heather True Royal—Command attention like royalty.
• Pink—A friendly nudge.
• Yellow—The visual equivalent of “HEY. YOU.”
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL—Because being ignored is a universal experience.
Note: This garment does not improve actual hearing. But it does improve the chances of being seen, read, and finally, understood. Maybe.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean.
