Tired of starting your day with a gentle "Good morning!" when your soul is screaming, "Leave me the hell alone"?
 
Introducing the Apathy thermos, the only beverage vessel brave enough to say what you’re thinking from 8 AM to 5 PM. This isn't just a mug; it's a stainless-steel declaration of independence, a thermonuclear-powered middle finger to the tyranny of small talk, pointless meetings, and anyone who looks at you before you've achieved caffeine saturation.
 
 
BEHOLD, THE CENTERPIECE OF YOUR EXISTENCE:
 
 
Front and center, in glorious, unmissable detail, is the universal hand signal for "Nope." It’s a timeless, elegant gesture, perfectly complemented by the acronym that sums up your entire life philosophy: IDGAF.
 
 
This isn't just a design; it's a conversation starter (or ender, which is even better).
 
 
Key Features (That We Clearly Put Way More Effort Into Than You Do Most Days):
 
> Unmatched Thermal Insulation: Keeps your coffee hotter than the burning fire of your quiet disdain for at least 12 hours. Iced coffee stays colder than your heart after your third "urgent" email of the day.
> 40 oz of Caffeinated Fury: That’s enough liquid motivation to power through a full day of corporate nonsense, soul-crushing traffic, and that one coworker who insists on telling you about their dream. One fill. All day. Zero F’s given.
> Ergonomic Handle for Maximum Grip: Perfect for a firm, assertive carry that says, "I am holding my resolve, and also a truly massive amount of coffee."
> Dishwasher Safe: Because while we don't care about your boss's opinions, we do care about basic hygiene.
 
Frequently Asked Questions (That We Can't Believe We Have to Answer):
 
Q: Is this mug appropriate for the office?
A: Is your office appropriate for this mug? That’s the real question.
 
Q: Will this get me fired?
 
A: We are not lawyers, but we are realists. It depends. Is your boss a person with a sense of humor and an understanding of the human condition? Or are they the reason this mug was invented in the first place? Use your judgment (or don't; we don't care).
 
Q: What beverages pair best with the Apathy Thermos™?
 
A: Black coffee, dark roast. Straight whiskey (after 5 PM, you animal). The tears of your enemies. The usual.
 
Q: Can I gift this?
 
A: Absolutely. It’s the perfect gift for your overworked best friend, your sarcastic sibling, or anyone who has ever muttered, "You've got to be kidding me," before 9 AM. It says, "I see you, I get you, and I support your journey into glorious, unbothered serenity."
 
The Apathy thermos: For when "Live, Laugh, Love" just doesn't cut it anymore.
 
 
Order now. Or don't. See if we care.
 
 
(We totally do; please buy it. our iguana needs a new diamond collar.)
 
 
.: Materials: 100% stainless steel (body), 100% plastic (straw and lid)
.: Size: 40oz (1.183 L)
.: Double-wall insulated
.: Straw and lid included
.: Powder-coated finish
.: Comes in 5 different color variants
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: BPA free
.: Hand wash recommended
 
 
 
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
 
 
Product information: Polar Camel, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap