Tired of using your precious, beautiful voice to tell people the conversation is over? Let your chest do the talking.

Introducing the official uniform for anyone who has ever been trapped in a conversation with a human dial tone. The Bella+Canvas 3001 isn't just a t-shirt; it's a public service announcement worn at chest level for your convenience.

BEHOLD! The Garment of Glorious Disengagement!

Featuring a stunning, high-definition print of a face so clearly annoyed, it could curdle milk from twenty paces. Positioned directly at eye-level for maximum impact, this masterpiece is paired with the timeless, elegant phrase "Wow!!" You see my face, and you're still talking!"

This shirt does the emotionally exhausting work for you, so you can save your energy for more important things, like figuring out what to watch next or contemplating the profound silence of a room by yourself.

Key Features & Benefits:
> Advanced Social Filtering Technology: Instantly identifies and deters conversational vampires, mansplainers, that one coworker from accounting, and your weird uncle who wants to talk about his gout. Again.
> 100% Pre-Written Clapback: Saves you the mental energy of having to formulate a polite-but-firm exit strategy. The shirt is the exit strategy.
> Unisex Fit for Universal Annoyance: Whether you're a dude, a dudette, or a non-binary pal, this shirt fits like the grimace of someone realizing the story they're being told has no point.
> Premium Fabric (Now with 15% More Sarcasm): Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, because even in your most exasperated state, you deserve to be comfortable. It's breathable, soft, and utterly done with everything.
> An Empathy-Free Zone: Perfect for grocery stores, family reunions, PTA meetings, or that third Zoom call of the day that could have been an email. It’s not rude, it’s efficient.

Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Is the face on the shirt a specific person?
A: It could be you, it could be me, it could be all of us after hearing "I'm not a racist, but..." It's a universal symbol of patience that has left the building.

Q: Will this shirt hurt people's feelings?
A: Only the feelings of people who have ignored a dozen other social cues. Consider it a learning opportunity they didn't know they needed.

Q: What's the best way to care for this garment?
A: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not use bleach. Do not iron over the face, as you cannot smooth out that level of pure, unadulterated exasperation.

Q: Is this appropriate for my child's piano recital?
A: Absolutely. It silently communicates to other parents that you are not currently accepting reviews of their little Timmy's "interpretive" version of Chopsticks.

Don't Waste Another Second Nodding Politely. Embrace the Sweet, Sweet Sound of Silence.

Get Your Bella+Canvas 3001 "Wow, you're still talking?" Tee Today!

Disclaimer: Bella+Canvas is not responsible for sudden ends to conversations, awkward silences, or the newfound peace and quiet you will experience. Use your power wisely. Or don't. We're a t-shirt, not a cop.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean