Tagline: Professional-grade advice. Casual-grade comfort.
The Vibe:
You operate in the space between a sympathetic nod and a sensible solution. This shirt is for the fixer, the solver, the person who sees a tear and reaches for a toolbox (emotional or otherwise). You’re the human equivalent of “I’ve got ”you”—which means “I will support you by helping you solve this, not just by watching you cry about it.”
The Specs (The Part That Shows You Care About Quality):
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton. Softer than our delivery, but just as reliable.
Fit: The classic, honest, unisex tee. No tricky silhouettes, just like our advice.
Build: Taped shoulder-to-shoulder seams. For structured support, because you’re the structured support.
Weight: A light 4.2 oz. Because you shoulder enough emotional weight as it is.
The Message On Your Chest (Your Mission Statement):
Front and center, your philosophy:
“I am not here to be liked. I am here to help you heal.”
Beneath it, the quiz that separates the whiners from the winners:
“What am I?"
A. Mechanic
B. Nurse
C. Pilot
And the correct answer is hiding in plain sight. Glance to the lower left. Your other left, genius. See that Rod of Asclepius? The ancient snake-on-a-stick symbol of healing? That’s your clue.
You are B: The NURSE.
But not the vague “let’s wait and see” kind. You’re the triage nurse of the friend group. You diagnose the root cause, clean the metaphorical wound, prescribe a strict regimen of self-respect and better decisions, and discharge your friends stronger than they arrived. Your bedside manner is “firm,” but your results are impeccable.
Who This Shirt Is For:
> The person who hears a problem and instinctively says, “Okay, what’s step one?”
> The friend who shows up with soup and a PDF of better job listings.
> Anyone who has been told, “Your honesty is… brutal, but thank you.”
> The designated “sane one” in every group chat.
Get yours today. Because the world needs more healers. The hugs are optional.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean
