Finally, a t-shirt with the precision of a lab instrument and the subtlety of a foghorn.

Tired of nodding politely while someone explains their crypto-NFT-multi-level-marketing scheme? Exhausted from enduring your uncle's "facts" about the political climate? Does your coworker's "I'll have that report to you by EOD" make your soul sigh?

Introducing the Official BS Detector™ T-Shirt, the garment that does the talking so you don't have to.

Product Features & Hilarious Specifications:

> State-of-the-Art Visual Display: At the crest of your chest, our patented (pending) graphic depicts a high-tech BS Detector, its indicator violently flashing at a staggering 98%. It's not maxed out, but let's be honest, it's leaving 2% for basic human error and politeness.
> Crystal-Clear Readout: Directly below, in clean, scientific typography, is the hard data: "According to my BS detector, there is a 98% probability that you are full of shit!" It's not an opinion; it's a statistical probability.
> Unisex Fit for Universal Skepticism: Crafted from the premium, ring-spun cotton of the beloved Bella+Canvas 3001, this tee offers a sleek, modern fit for humans of all kinds who value truth, comfort, and a good chuckle. The slightly tapered torso ensures the detector is displayed prominently, not draped like a shapeless sack of... well, you know.
> Advanced Fabric Technology: Made from 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is soft, durable, and highly breathable—perfect for maintaining a cool head while calling out nonsense. The double-needle stitched collar won't wilt, even under the heaviest loads of... baloney.

Multi-Purpose Functionality:

> A Conversation Starter: (Guaranteed to either start a conversation or end one immediately.)
> A Time-Saver: Wear it to family gatherings and watch unsolicited advice drop by 73%.
> A Public Service: You're not being rude; you're providing a verified, data-driven service to your community.
> The Perfect Gift: For your brutally honest friend, the sarcastic sibling, or anyone who has ever sat through a meeting and thought, "This is 98% nonsense."

WARNING & LEGAL DISCLAIMERS (Because our lawyers made us):

May cause spontaneous laughter from strangers and visible discomfort in people named Chad.

Not recommended for wear during your performance review, a first date (unless you're feeling lucky), or any conversation with your mother-in-law about your life choices.

The BS Detector is for entertainment purposes only. We are not liable for any "enlightening" conversations, awkward silences, or the sudden need to find new friends that may result from wearing this product.

Get Yours Today! It's the truth, and it's comfortable.

Stop letting the nonsense build up. Armor yourself with the truth, wrapped in the soft, comfortable embrace of a premium t-shirt. Add the Official BS Detector Tee to your cart now. The facts don't care about your feelings, but thankfully, this shirt is very soft on yours.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean