Ever find yourself in a… diplomatic situation where your personal reserves have been critically depleted? When the mood is right, the lights are low, and your inventory management system flashes a big, red "OUT OF STOCK"?

Introducing the garment that says what you can't, so you don't have to say anything at all.

Crafted from the absurdly soft, ring-spun cotton of the legendary Bella+Canvas 3001, this tee features a tasteful, rustic illustration of a barrel. Emblazoned across it is the word FUCKS. Below, in a font of sincere apology, lies the perfect all-purpose excuse: "Sorry, I just ran out."

Why This Is The Most Honest Shirt You'll Own:

The Ultimate Pre-Emptive Strike: Heading to a family reunion where Aunt Carol will ask about grandchildren? Date night losing its spark? Roommate asking why you're always locked in your room? Just point to the shirt. It's a conversation ender, not a starter.

Unparalleled Comfort For Your "Dry Spell": The 100% Airlume combed cotton is so gentle, it's basically a hug for your torso. If you're going to be publicly announcing a deficit, you might as well do it in cloud-like comfort.

A Magnet For Understanding Souls: You'll instantly identify your people. The shared nod. The sympathetic chuckle. It’s a badge for the temporarily (or permanently) out-of-service.

Versatile! The phrase can apply to:

> Patience (for your boss's 4th Zoom meeting update).
> Energy (for your friend's 10k step goal).
> General give-a-damn attitude toward the world's nonsense.
> Actual, you know... Fucks.

Product Details:

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (feels better than the thing you've run out of).

Fit: Retail Unisex Fit. Flattering for all states of availability.

Collar: Seamless double-needle collar. Holds its shape, unlike your will to participate.

Tag-Free: Because even the tag gives zero fucks.

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like-minded garments. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach (this level of honesty is stain enough). May attract curious glances, howls of laughter, and potential partners looking to help you restock.

Get yours today. Supplies are… well, you know.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean