Finally, a t-shirt that says what you're thinking, but with the plausible deniability of a saint.

Tired of awkward conversations? Fed up with unsolicited opinions? Let your chest do the talking with this premium, unisex tee that delivers a masterclass in subtle shade.

The Design: A Two-Act Play of Emotional Whiplash

Act I (The Bait): In large, friendly, and utterly disarming lettering, it offers a comforting, "Aww sweetie, I'm sure someone thinks you're cute..."

Act II (The Twist): Just below, in a font size that requires a double-take (and perfectly mirrors an internal monologue), comes the devastating punchline: "Not me, but someone."

It's the verbal equivalent of a pat on the head followed by a gentle push into a puddle. Polite, yet brutal. A true work of art.

Product Features & Benefits (Because We Have To Be Professional)
Crafted from 100% Airlume Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton: Because delivering a world-class burn should feel like a soft, heavenly hug.

Unisex Fit: Sassy knows no gender. Fits both the sass-giver and the sass-receiver (for educational purposes).

Lightweight and Tapered: For a fit that’s as sharp as your wit. No baggy, shapeless sadness here.

Double-Needle Sleeves and Bottom Hem: This shirt is built to last through countless judgmental glances and shocked faces.

A Rainbow of Colors: Find the perfect hue to match your aura of benign condescension! From "Heather Grey for Subtle Shade" to "Black for Ultimate Finality."

Frequently Asked Questions (That We Made Up)
Q: When is the best occasion to wear this shirt?
A: Family reunions, running into an ex, team-building exercises, or any time you need to politely end a conversation without actually saying a word.

Q: Is the small print too small?
A: It's a feature, not a bug. The delay between them reading the nice part and squinting to read the savage part is where the magic happens.

Q: Will this shirt get me in trouble?
A: We cannot be held responsible for the consequences of your devastating honesty. Wear it with a smile and the moral high ground.

Q: Is it comfortable?
A: Incredibly. The emotional discomfort it causes others is just a bonus.

Choose Your Size. Choose Your Color. Choose Chaos.

Add to Cart Now! And arm yourself with the politest put-down ever printed on fabric.

Disclaimer: We think you're cute for even considering this shirt. (See? It works!)

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean.