Tired of the Nonsense? Our shirt is your official statement.

Let’s face it. Every day, life lobs a certain fragrant, farm-fresh brand of nonsense your way. From "innovative" corporate jargon to that one relative's conspiracy theory, you need a way to say "absolutely not" without uttering a word.

Introducing the "Miss Me With That," let's call it Nonsense-Repellent Jersey. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a visual aid for healthy boundaries.

Featuring a majestic, unbothered bull and the... ahem... inevitable byproduct of its diet, this design is a masterclass in elegant refusal. The message is clear, concise, and 100% biodegradable in its humor.

Why You Need This in Your Drawer (Right Next to Your Patience):

Crafted for Comfort in the Face of Chaos: Made from the famously soft, durable, and lightweight Bella+Canvas jersey. Because while you’re sidestepping drama, you might as well be stupidly comfortable.

A Universal Fit for Universal Frustration: Our premium unisex cut looks great on every body type that has ever rolled its eyes so hard they saw their own brain.

Non-Verbal Communication at its Finest: Saves your vocal cords for more important things, like ordering tacos or yelling at the TV during the game.

Durable Construction: Holds up through washes just like your resolve holds up against unsolicited advice.

Ideal For:

> That meeting that should have been an email.
> Browsing social media comments.
> Family gatherings where someone mentions politics.
> Any situation requiring a pre-emptive "I'm not participating in this."
> Literally any Monday.

The Fine Print (Because We're Thorough):
The bull illustration is metaphorical. The poop illustration is... suggestive. Ability to dodge nonsense is enhanced but not guaranteed. Side effects may include spontaneous chuckles from strangers and a profound sense of inner peace.

Get yours today, and professionally decline the fertilizer life tries to give you. Your sanity will thank you.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean