Are you tired of boring, emotionally stable mugs that just sit there? Introduce your morning routine to a whole new level of awkward desperation with our "Do You Like Me?" Interrogation Mug!

This isn't just a vessel for your life-giving bean juice; it's a high-stakes personality test disguised as ceramics. It’s the perfect way to check in with your coworkers, family, and houseguests without using a single, socially acceptable word.

How It Works (The Trauma Unfolds):

You: Casually sip your coffee, looking deep in thought.

Your Victim: Notices the multiple-choice question staring back at them: "Do you like me?"

The Moment of Truth: Their eyes scan the brutally honest answers you’ve so thoughtfully provided. Watch their face morph from confusion to panic as they read the options:

Yes (The Unicorn)
Maybe (The Coward)
No (The Brutalist)
Hell No (The Poet)
I'm calling the police (The Overreactor)

Features & "Benefits":
> Forces Genuine Reactions: Skip the small talk and go straight to the core of your relationship. Do they like you, or are they just here for the free Wi-Fi? Now you'll know!
> High-Quality, Like Your Paranoia: Made of premium, dishwasher-safe ceramic because we believe your existential dread should be durable.
> The Perfect Gift: For the friend who has everything... except a solid grasp on social cues. Great for Secret Santa, divorces, or as a "sorry I ate your lunch" peace offering.
> A Built-In Litmus Test: If someone chooses "I'm calling the police," you now have legal and social grounds to never make them coffee again. You're welcome.

Perfect For:
> Your desk at the office. (Finally, get a straight answer from Brenda in Accounting.)
> Passive-aggressive roommates.
> Awkward family gatherings. (Uncle Greg can no longer hide his true feelings.)
> Yourself, as a reminder that you are, in fact, a lot to handle before 10 AM.

Order now before your self-esteem does!

(Disclaimer: We are not responsible for strained relationships, HR meetings, or actual police visits. Please caffeinate with caution.)

.: Available in 11oz (0.33 l) 
.: All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
.: Drink confidently on a daily basis, as all mugs are lead and BPA-free.
.: Dishwasher safe, though handwashing is recommended.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap