Finally, a coffee mug that tells it like it is.

Tired of wasting your superior intellect on people who just don't get it? Exhausted from nodding politely while your coworker explains for the tenth time how to use the "CC" field in an email? Introducing the "Clarity & Caffeine" Mug, the only coffee vessel brave enough to speak the bitter, unvarnished truth.

How It Works:

Simply fill this high-quality ceramic mug with your favorite brew (we recommend something strong). Then, when a person of... let's say "questionable mental acuity"... begins to speak, casually hold the mug in their direction. Their eyes will be irresistibly drawn to the official-looking Human Intelligence Scale, where they will quickly find the "You Are Here" arrow, helpfully pointing them to their rightful place in the intellectual hierarchy.

Features & Benefits:

> Unmatched Honesty: Why use confusing corporate jargon like "Let's circle back" when you can just point to "DUMBASS"? It’s a real time-saver in meetings.
> Official-Looking Design: The clean, scientific font and chart layout lend an air of irrefutable authority to your silent judgment. It’s not an insult; it’s a > diagnosis!
> Perfect for Every Occasion: An ideal gift for your boss (who thinks a "quick chat" is 90 minutes), your brother-in-law (the online conspiracy theorist), or that one neighbor who still can't figure out which bin is for recycling.
> Sturdy & Reliable: Holds 11 oz. of liquid courage, is microwave and dishwasher safe, and is guaranteed to be smarter than the person it's pointed at.

The Intelligence Scale (For Your Reference):

> Genius
> Very Superior Intelligence
> Superior Intelligence
> Average Intelligence
> Dullard
> Borderline Deficient
> Definitely Feebleminded
> And finally, the purpose of this mug: DUMBASS!

WARNING: May cause sudden moments of self-awareness in others. Not responsible for terminated friendships, awkward family dinners, or being moved to a cubicle far, far away. Use your power wisely.

Get Yours Today, You Superior Intellectual, You!
.: These mugs are made with durable white ceramic so that your prints can stand out.
.: Available in 11oz (0.33 l).
.: All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
.: Drink confidently on a daily basis, as all mugs are lead and BPA-free.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap