Introducing the T-shirt that says what you're thinking, so you don't have to... with words.
Crafted from the premium, feather-light cotton of the Bella+Canvas 3001, this shirt is so soft it belies the sheer, unadulterated sass it carries. It’s the perfect garment for when your soul is 90% serenity and 10% "I will flip a table."
The Design, Decoded:
Top Line ("Maybe some things are better left unsaid"): This is you, trying to be the bigger person. You’ve read the self-help books. You’ve meditated. You are a beacon of maturity and restraint.
Central Art (A beautiful woman offering the bird): This is your soul, bypassing all that maturity nonsense and sending a direct, elegant, and universally understood fax to the source of your annoyance. It's not rude; it's a non-verbal summary of your feelings.
Bottom Line ("But where's the drama in that?"): This is the mic drop. The justification. The little devil on your shoulder who got a degree in theater and a minor in petty revenge. Why be peaceful when you can be memorable?
Why You Need This In Your Drawer (Right Next To Your "Nice" Shirts):
> Conflict Resolution: Cuts the "talk it out" phase directly to the "accept my feelings and move on" phase.
> A Fashionable Filter: Says the thing you're too classy to verbalize, but too sassy to keep entirely to yourself.
> A Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to make strangers at the grocery store either give you a wide berth or a secret thumbs-up of solidarity.
Made of 100% Airlume Combed Cotton: Because even your most chaotic energy deserves a comfortable, shrink-resistant vessel.
Get yours today! Perfect for family gatherings, frustrating group projects, seeing your ex, or just reminding the world that your peace has a very, very specific price tag.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean
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$20.99 Regular Price
$14.69Sale Price
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