Ever been mid-story when you realized your entire tale has more plot holes than a soap opera filmed in a cheese grater? Do your explanations sound less like a statement and more like the opening line of a subpoena? Friend, we've got your back. Literally.

This isn't just a shirt; it's a preemptive strike. It's a wearable disclaimer, a fabric-based flag of surrender before the story even begins. The moment someone sees you in this, they'll know they're in for a ride. A confusing, possibly illogical, but entirely entertaining ride.

Why This Bella+Canvas Jersey Is the Perfect Co-Conspirator:

The Ultimate Icebreaker/Story-Delayer: That awkward silence after you spill your drink? Just point to your chest. Instant understanding. Group asking how the work project derailed? Taps shirt. You've set the tone.

Crafted for Comfortable Confession: Made from super-soft, breathable jersey cotton, it feels like a gentle, forgiving hug. You'll need that comfort when you're explaining how the cat definitely triggered the garage door opener, which caused the car to roll into the mailbox, which startled the neighbor, who then dropped his grill... You see where this is going.

A Rainbow of Reasonable Doubt: Choose the color that best matches your brand of bafflement!

> White: For "innocent" confusion. The classic blank canvas for your chaos.
> Black: For the more serious, "this is a dark and mysterious sequence of events" vibe.
> Yellow: For sunny, optimistic delusion about how this all probably happened.
> Pink: For when your story is so sweet and sincere, they simply must believe you.
> Heather Columbia Blue: The color of calm waters. An ironic, cool contrast to the turbulent tale you're about to spin.

Fits Every Body & Every Bodily Excuse: From S to 3XL, because tall tales and creative explanations are a universal, size-inclusive experience.

Suggested Occasions for Wear:

> Family reunions (How did the gazebo get a dent?)
> Monday mornings at work
> Returning a borrowed item with... modifications.
> Any gathering where you are asked to "start from the beginning."
> Simply existing as a person who occasionally finds reality to be a loose guideline.

Disclaimer (See? We need them too):
Bella+Canvas makes an exceptionally comfortable, durable tee. We are not responsible for the increasingly elaborate and physically improbable stories you will be inspired to tell while wearing it. Side effects may include skeptical glances, uncontrollable laughter, and a sudden need to blame things on "a crazy series of interconnected events."

Get yours today! Because the truth is good, but a really well-framed, semi-believable story is so much more fun. 😉

Slogan: Comfortable Cotton for Complicated Chronicles.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean