Feeling overwhelmed by the sheer, unadulterated substance of a colleague's latest idea? Does your relative's conspiracy theory need a summary more elegant than eye-rolling but less elegant than actual words? Introduce them to the subtle art of the silent verdict with our "You Are So Full Of..." tee.

Crafted from the premium, breathable cotton of the beloved Bella+Canvas 3001, this shirt isn't just soft—it's a dignified, tactile sigh. The relaxed fit says "I'm comfortable," while the graphic completes the sentence with "...with that."

Key Features & Benefits:

Premium, Polite Fabric: 100% airlume combed cotton so gentle, it makes delivering a brutal visual read feel like a compliment. It's the sartorial equivalent of saying, "Bless your heart."

A Statement Without the Stammer: Forget fumbling for the right words. Our photorealistic, steaming icon says everything you're too polite (or too entertained) to vocalize. Perfect for family gatherings, passive-aggressive team-building events, and commenting on political Facebook threads without typing a single character.

Enduring Quality, Just Like Their Nonsense: The retail fit and shoulder-to-shoulder taping mean this shirt will withstand countless washes, just like their unwavering commitment to being completely full of [checks design]... let's go with "fertilizer."

A Gift of Clarity: For the friend who is so confident but so wrong. Give the gift of gentle, cotton-based enlightenment. Comes with unspoken bonus feature: The wearer will never be asked to volunteer for unnecessary committees again.

Slogan:
"When Words Fail, Let The Graphic Do The Talking. (And It's Talking Poop.)"

Warning:
May cause sudden snorting laughter from strangers in line behind you. Side effects include being the most popular person at the cookout and your aunt Mildred giving you the silent treatment for three holidays straight. We consider this a feature, not a bug.

Get Yours Today! Because Sometimes, The Truth Isn't Pretty... But On This Shirt, It's Hilarious.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean.