Ever had a patient who tests not just your skills but your very soul?

We see you. You’re the pillar of strength, the holder of hands, the runner of codes. But even you have a breaking point, and it’s usually named "Room 304," complaining that their water is… checks notes… too wet.

Introducing the "Hostile Discharge" Tumbler, the only cup that understands the unique brand of chaos that is your shift. This isn't just a drink container; it's a mood, a warning, and your new favorite form of therapy.

Featuring a side-splitting, achingly relatable design: A brilliantly illustrated nurse in a state of glorious, near-meltdown perfection. Her expression says what you’re thinking, and the bold, iconic quote says what you wish you could:

"I'm not your enemy. But I swear, if you page me one more time to tell me your water is too wet, you'll find out what a 'hostile discharge' really means!"

Product Features:
> 40oz Capacity: Because your coffee needs to be as strong and as abundant as your patience. Less time refilling, more time… well, you know.
> Double-Walled Insulation: Keeps your caffeine scalding hot through a double shift, or your water ice-cold despite any patient's claims to the contrary.
> Spill-Proof Lid: For when you need to sprint to a real emergency, not just another complaint about pillow fluffiness.
> Durable Coating: The vibrant, high-quality print won't fade, even after countless washes and the inevitable death-glances you give it.
> Fits Standard Cup Holders: Because your commute home is for decompressing, not balancing acts.

The Perfect Gift For:
> The burned-out nurse who has seen it all.
> The nursing student who needs a preview of the "fun" parts.
> The unit secretary who filters the pages and deserves a medal.
> Anyone in healthcare who needs a good, cathartic laugh.

A Note on Sanity: This tumbler is a hilarious outlet for the frustrations only healthcare heroes understand. It’s meant for the break room, not the bedside. (We trust your professional judgment… mostly.)

WARNING: May cause spontaneous laughter from colleagues and confused looks from patients who can’t read. Use with a healthy dose of sarcasm and self-care.

Carry your caffeine and your convictions. Add the "Hostile Discharge" tumbler to your cart today—before your patience runs out.

.: Materials: 100% stainless steel (body), 100% plastic (straw and lid)
.: Size: 40oz (1.183 L)
.: Double-wall insulated
.: Straw and lid included
.: Powder coated finish
.: Comes in 8 different color variants
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: BPA free
.: Hand wash recommended


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Polar Camel, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap