Featured Phrase: "Put me on speakerphone at your own risk!"

Tired of boring, mute-button-obeying sweatshirts? Introducing the only piece of apparel audacious enough to handle your main character energy. Crafted from 100% premium "I-Do-What-I-Want" cotton, this isn't just a sweatshirt—it's a legally questionable advisory notice.

Key Features & Benefits:

The Ultimate Warning Label: That bold, printed phrase isn't just for show. It’s a legally adjacent disclaimer for your colleagues, your mother, and anyone within a 50-foot radius. We are not liable for the crunching of chips, unsolicited opinions, or background arguments with your cat that will be broadcast to the entire Zoom call.

Unleash Your Inner Chaos Gremin: Slip this on and feel the power surge through you. Suddenly, you'll have the uncontrollable urge to answer, "As I previously emailed..." with dramatic flair, and sigh so loudly it registers on the Richter scale.

Crafted for Maximum Comfort & Audacity: The 80/20 cotton-polyester blend is specially designed to be comfortable enough for a lazy Sunday, yet durable enough to withstand the judgmental stares of your more "professional" peers.

Multi-Functional Fashion: Use it as a filter! Anyone who laughs at your sweatshirt is your new best friend. Anyone who rolls their eyes was never going to appreciate your genius anyway.

The Perfect Gift for the "Can You Hear Me Now?" Person in Your Life: For the friend who is always on mute, but shouldn't be. For the family member who has no idea what the "mute" button even looks like. This is the ultimate tribute to their beautiful, unfiltered spirit.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this sweatshirt actually soundproof?
A: No, in fact, we suspect it has acoustic properties that amplify your voice directly into the microphone, especially when you're whispering a secret.

Q: Will it make me the star of every virtual meeting?
A: "Star" is a strong word. "Unforgettable central character" is more accurate. You will be remembered.

Q: What's the best way to style this?
A: We recommend pairing it with a completely unapologetic expression and a strong Wi-Fi signal.

Order now before your next scheduled call! Your coworkers will thank you. (They definitely will not, but that's a risk we're both willing to take.)

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the white color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

.: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan SF000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry-clean