Tired of the silent, unacknowledged hierarchy of the morning commute? Frustrated by the person who just merged using the breakdown lane? Let them know exactly where they stand with our revolutionary "Official Human Intelligence Scale" bumper sticker!
Finally, a tool for precise, scientific, and utterly hilarious roadside diagnostics.
This high-quality, weather-resistant vinyl sticker features the globally recognized (*not recognized anywhere) scale of human cognitive ability. From the lofty peaks of "Genius" to the... well, the other end, it provides a clear and immediate assessment for anyone behind you.
The scale includes:
1. Genius (You probably invented the car)
2. Very Superior Intelligence (You understand how turn signals work)
3. Superior Intelligence (You use them most of the time)
4. Average Intelligence (You're here)
5. Dullard (You brake for no reason)
6. Borderline Deficient (You left your blinker on for 10 miles)
7. Definitely Feebleminded (You're texting in the passing lane)
8. DUMBASS (You're close enough to read this.) 👉
How It Works:
It's simple! The act of tailgating you completes a hilarious psychological circuit. The driver's proximity automatically triggers the built-in calibration system, directing their attention to the only possible rating that applies to someone whose front bumper is currently serving as your car's new spoiler.
Key Features:
> Instant Clarity: Removes all doubt about a fellow motorist's intellectual capacity.
> Educational Value: Teaches valuable lessons about personal space and the laws of physics.
> Vented Anger: Cheaper than therapy and more satisfying than lying on the horn.
> A Great Conversation Starter: (Disclaimer: The conversation may consist of a single, universally understood hand gesture).
Warning: May cause sudden self-awareness, fits of rage, or the urgent need to check one's own IQ. Not responsible for the existential crises of tailgaters.
Order yours now, and help make the roads a more accurately judged place!
.: Material: premium water-resistant vinyl
.: Waterproof sticky adhesive
.: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
.: Easy peel backing
.: Matte finishEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
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