Tagline: He didn't mean to. He definitely didn't mean to again.

Forget what you know about ocean life. This is not a peaceful nature scene. This is an official report of romantic failure, printed on the legendary softness of a Bella+Canvas t-shirt.

Subject: Harold, a male octopus with a history of... let's call it "preemptive defense mechanism activation."

The "Incident": Per the report filed by Ms. Octavia (who stormed off in a cloud of furious bubbles), the subject attempted to initiate courtship. At approximately 21:00 hours, multiple non-threatening, non-predatory ink discharges occurred before any agreed-upon parameters. The resulting expression on Harold's face (pure, unadulterated "why, gods of the sea, why?") confirms this was an accidental, yet wholly predictable, event.

Prior History: This is not his first "Inksac Incident." Records indicate previous citations at the Kelp Forest Mixer ('23) and the Annual Clam Bake ('22). The pattern is clear: Harold simply cannot contain his ink.

Shirt Features & Benefits:
> Fabricated from 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: The only thing softer and more comfortable than this fabric is Harold's ability to take accountability. It's nowhere to be found.
> A Refined, Slim Fit: Because you can look sharp while documenting aquatic social disasters.
> Crisp, Stay-Vibrant Print: The details of "The Incident" will remain as clear and undeniable as the day it happened.
>A Walking Conversation Piece: Be prepared to point out the evidence—the shame-filled eyes, the fleeing date, the judgmental shrimp in the background.

Who is this shirt for?
> Survivors of awkward dates.
> Fans of public service announcement-style humor.
> Anyone who appreciates a good, formal term for a complete mess.
> People who know that the softest t-shirt is the best cushion for life's little... incidents.

Own "The Inksac Incident" Today. It's more than a shirt; it's a case file.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean