Behold the T-shirt that says, "I'm a delight," while silently calculating the exact GPS coordinates of where it buried the body (yours, if you eat the last slice of pizza).

From afar, it's just a charming, cute, and utterly innocent smile. It's the smile you give your boss when they explain a "fun, new synergy initiative." It's the smile you offer your aunt when she asks if you're "seeing anyone special yet." It's a beacon of pure, unadulterated pleasantness.

But lean in closer... read the fine print... and run.

Our Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex T-shirt isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a preemptive character witness. Crafted from the softest, most comfortable 100% airlume combed cotton, it feels like a gentle hug—the kind of hug that lulls you into a false sense of security before we check your pockets for loose cash.

Why You Need This in Your Life (And Your Wardrobe):

> The Perfect Icebreaker: Stops conversations dead in their tracks, then resurrects them with laughter. Great for family reunions, awkward office parties, and first dates (lets them know what they're in for).
> Non-Verbal Communication at its Finest: Saves you the energy of having to explain your complex inner monologue. Your face says "bless your heart," your shirt says, "I have a shovel and I'm not afraid to use it."
> Unmatched Comfort for Unmatched Schemes: The retail-fit and seamless collar mean you can comfortably wear this while masterminding your next move, whether that's reorganizing the pantry or reorganizing the entire timeline of a fictional heist.
> A Color for Every Crime: Well, not a crime, of course. We mean... a color for every vibrant personality! From classic Black to Baby Blue, you can choose the perfect hue to match your... aesthetic.

The Deets:

> Material: 100% Airlume Combed and Ringspun Cotton (Feels so good, it's almost a diversionary tactic).
> Fit: Retail Fit. Sleek, but with enough room to hide your secrets.
> Collar: Taped shoulder-to-shoulder for that clean, "I-definitely-didn't-just-come-from-the-scene" look.
<> Sizes: S - 3XL. Because masterminds come in all shapes and sizes.

WARNING: May cause concerned looks from relatives, nervous laughter from coworkers, and immediate respect from anyone who understands the value of a well-crafted backup plan.

Get yours today! It's the alibi you can wear.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean