Headline: Your Morning Roast Demands a Perfect Post.

Start your day with the two essential tools for navigating the online wilderness: steaming caffeine and spiritually advanced detachment. This isn't just a mug; it's an 11-oz ceramic therapy session.

The Design: A Two-Act Play
Act 1 (The Mission): Boldly emblazoned at the top is the title of the internet's most needed yet physically impossible self-help guide: "How to Slap Someone Through the Internet." It’s the first thought you have before coffee.

Act 2 (The Wisdom): At the bottom, our serene guru, a felt puppet frog, sits in zen-like calm, utterly engrossed in a tiny book. He is the "after coffee" realization. He has read the manual, understood the assignment, and chosen inner peace (or a very clever plot).

Why You Need This Mug:

• For the Hustle: The bold top text gives you the righteous energy to face emails, comments, and group chats.
• For the Harmony: The frog at the bottom reminds you to breathe, sit down, and maybe just read a book instead of engaging. Be the frog.
• A Full Journey: As you drink, the message literally disappears, revealing the wise frog. It’s a metaphor for letting go of your digital rage sip by sip.
• Ceramic Clap Back: The high-quality, glossy print ensures your silent statement remains clear through countless dishwasher-safe washes.

Specs & Vibe:

Capacity: 11 oz of your chosen motivational liquid (coffee, tea, regret, calm).

Material: Classic, sturdy ceramic.

Handle: Perfect for a grip of determination or a hold of contemplative sipping.

Vibe: Chaotic good transitioning into lawful neutral.

Ideal For:

• IT professionals
• Social media managers
• People in group chats with their family
• Anyone who has ever replied “lol” to something that was not funny
• Fans of amphibious wisdom

WARNING: The methods described in the title are purely theoretical. The frog’s serenity, however, is 100% achievable. Purchase includes moral superiority, but not actual telekinetic abilities.

Start your day with intent, and finish your drink with wisdom.
.: These mugs are made with durable white ceramic so that your prints can stand out.
.: Available in 11oz (0.33 l)
.: All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
.: Drink confidently on a daily basis, as all mugs are lead and BPA-free.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap