Tired of tailgaters? Annoyed by the human bumper magnet behind you? Introduce them to the cold, hard truth with a splash of humor!

Behold, the single greatest investment you'll make for your rear bumper (and your wallet)! This isn't just a sticker; it's a financial advisory service for the chronically impatient driver behind you.

How It Works:

Our premium, high-visibility vinyl sticker features the sage advice: "Maintaining a safe following distance just might save you from bankruptcy!"

As the driver behind you closes in, hypnotized by your flawless braking, they will be forced to read this undeniable truth. Instead of seeing your car, they'll suddenly see a vision of their future: stacks of legal paperwork, soaring insurance premiums, and the gentle, pitying smile of an insurance agent named Brenda.

Key Features & Benefits:

> Powerful Deterrent: Makes tailgaters question their entire life's financial trajectory.
> Financial Planning: Offers a free, crash-course (pun very much intended) in economics.
> Universal Truth: Appeals to the one thing all drivers love more than saving time: saving money.

Easy Installation: Just peel and stick! (Much easier than peeling a crumpled fender off another car).

Conversation Starter: Perfect for when you're stuck in traffic! Neighbors will ask, "Is it really that bad?" and you can regale them with the epic tale of the guy who learned about deductible costs the hard way.

Who is this For?

> The sensible driver who uses their turn signal from a mile away.
> Anyone who has ever muttered, "My insurance is not a subscription service for your poor life choices."
> People who consider "defensive driving" to be a form of extreme couponing.
> Fans of having an intact no-claims bonus.

Warning: Side Effects May Include:

> A sudden, beautiful bubble of space forming behind your vehicle.
> The faint sound of someone actually thinking for once.
> A profound sense of smug satisfaction, knowing you're promoting both safety and fiscal responsibility, one near-miss at a time.

Don't wait for a fender-bender to become a financial bender!

Add to Cart now, before someone else adds their front grille to your rear bumper!

.: Material: premium water-resistant vinyl
.: Waterproof sticky adhesive
.: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
.: Easy peel backing
.: Matte finish


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.