Tired of your friend's boring, respectable video calls? Does their professional demeanor during a casual catch-up fill you with a primal urge to cause chaos?

Introducing the mug engineered for one purpose and one purpose only: to make your besties wish the floor would swallow them whole during a group Zoom.

The "Put me on speakerphone at your own risk!" mug.

This isn't just a vessel for coffee; it's a tool for beautiful, orchestrated cringe. It’s the 11-oz of pure, unadulterated social sabotage you place directly into the hands of your unsuspecting companion.

How It Works:
The next time your friend is on an important call with their boss, their new partner, or their extended family, you simply hand them this mug filled with their favorite brew. They'll think you're being nice.

Then, you wait.

The moment they take a sip near their laptop's microphone, the magic happens. The mug’s patented "Acoustic Cringe-Funnel" technology amplifies the sound of their sip into a noise that can only be described as "a goose drowning in a bean dip."

Watch in real time as:

Their boss pauses mid-sentence with a concerned look.

Their date’s charming smile tightens into a grimace of confusion.

Their grandma on the other end of the family chat asks, "Timothy, are you keeping a swamp monster in your kitchen?"

Your friend’s face cycles through the five stages of grief in under three seconds.

Key Features & Benefits:
11 Ounces of Audacity: Holds just enough liquid to ensure multiple, soul-crushing sips per call.

The Ultimate Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to make everyone on the call ask, "What in the name of all that is holy was THAT noise?"

Built-In Best Friend Test: If they still talk to you after using this, they're a keeper. If they block you, it was a hilarious way to find out.

The Perfect "Passive-Aggressive" Gift: For the friend who has everything, except a healthy sense of shame.

Dishwasher Safe: Because the mess you create should be social, not domestic.

Warning: Possible Outcomes Include:

Your friend is developing a nervous twitch every time you offer them a beverage.

Being uninvited from their wedding but proudly featured in their prenuptial roast.

Becoming a legendary figure of fear and mischief in their friend group.

The immense, unshakeable joy of knowing you are the reigning champion of friendship pranks.

Order the "Put me on speakerphone at your own risk!" Mug today. It's not just a gift; it's a core memory waiting to happen. And possibly the reason you need to find a new best friend.
.: These mugs are made with durable white ceramic so that your prints can stand out.
.: Available in: 11-oz (0.33 l) 
.: All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
.: Drink confidently on a daily basis as all mugs are lead and BPA-free.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap