Are you tired? No, we mean... are you really tired? Do you find the soothing sounds of white noise machines utterly chaotic? Does counting sheep just make you anxious about the state of the wool industry?
Introducing the Bella+Canvas 3001 "Quick, start talking... I need something to help me sleep" shirt—the wearable lullaby for the chronically bored and perpetually drowsy.
Finally, a natural sleep aid that fits.
Crafted from the feather-light, cloud-soft cotton of the premium Bella+Canvas 3001, this shirt isn't just comfortable; it's a sensory deprivation tank you can wear to brunch. It’s the perfect uniform for:
Surviving your coworker's 4th recap of their dream.
Enduring your uncle's detailed explanation of his new compost bin.
Nodding off gracefully during a lecture on the history of printer ink.
Giving your partner's long-winded story the respectful, glassy-eyed audience it deserves.
Product Features & Benefits:
The Ultimate Conversation Piece (That Ends Conversations): The bold, cheeky text does all the talking for you. Or, more accurately, it signals to others that their talking is about to become your napping soundtrack.
Bio-Mechanical Yawning Reflex: Scientifically unproven but anecdotally guaranteed to induce a powerful, contagious yawn in the wearer the moment anyone begins a sentence with, "So, to make a long story short..."
100% Judgment-Free Zone: Made in a unisex fit for anyone who has ever pretended to be fascinated by cloud formations to avoid a conversation. Available in a spectrum of calming colors to match your sleep-deprived aura.
Durable & Long-Lasting: This shirt is built to withstand countless awkward pauses, gentle head-nods, and sudden, snort-induced wake-up jerks. The print won't fade, much like your hope for a decent night's sleep.
SIZING:
We offer sizes from small to 3XL because exhaustion knows no bounds. Whether you're a "nap connoisseur" or a "full-time coma candidate," we've got you covered—literally.
COLORS:
Available in a variety of soothing, nap-inducing shades, including Ash (the color of your soul at 3 PM), Black (for when you want to disappear into the void), Heather Columbia Blue (to blend in with the couch you'll soon be passed out on), and White (the color of your brain after a big meal).
WARNING: May cause actual sleep if worn in meetings, family gatherings, or while watching any film nominated for an award. Side effects include unintentionally dozing off during your own birthday party and becoming your friend group's designated "easy audience."
Grab yours today! Your new favorite pillow is a shirt. And your new favorite lullaby is your friend Dave explaining his fantasy football draft.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean.
