Ever feel like your brain is a never-ending committee meeting between a saint and a chaos gremlin? This Bella+Canvas 3001 tee is the official uniform for that exact situation.
Crafted for those moments when you're 99% sure you're about to make a terrible, hilarious, or legendary decision, this shirt perfectly captures the eternal struggle.
Product Features & Design Details:
The Angelic Aura (Top of Shirt): "The angel in me says, 'Don't do it.'"
Represented by our pristine, feather-soft fabric. This is the voice of reason, the one that reminds you to be polite and that you have work tomorrow.
The Shush Heard 'Round the World (Middle of Shirt):
A beautiful woman, mid-shush, with a look that says, "Hush now, let's not be hasty... in listening to the angel." She is the master of ceremonies, the bouncer at the club of your conscience.
The Devilish Delight (Bottom of Shirt): "The devil in me says, 'SAY THAT SHIT!'"
The main event. The star of the show. This is your ID, unleashed and ready to party. It’s the part of you that already has the popcorn ready for the drama.
Why You Need This in Your Drawer (Right Next to Your Good Decisions):
> Instant Conversation Starter: Wear it to a family BBQ and watch your aunt Nancy nod in understanding while your uncle Steve avoids eye contact.
> Sartorial Self-Awareness: Let people know you're complex, conflicted, and potentially about to do something unwise but highly entertaining.
> Unmatched Comfort: Made from the famously soft and durable Bella+Canvas 3001 jersey, this shirt is so comfortable it might even calm the devil on your shoulder. (But probably not.)
The Perfect Gift For:
> Your best friend who is both your best and worst influence.
> Anyone who has ever had a thought and then immediately thought, "...but what if I said it out loud?"
> People who appreciate a high-quality, soft tee that speaks the truth. The whole, messy, hilarious truth.
Specs:
Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fit: Classic, unisex fit. Feels like a warm hug from both your guardian angel and your inner demon.
Availability: Because chaos isn't one-size-fits-all, we offer a rainbow of colors and sizes from S to 3XL.
Warning: Side effects of wearing this shirt may include spontaneous honesty, uncontrollable laughter, and being named the "Most Relatable Person in the Room." We are not liable for the consequences of you listening to the bottom of your shirt. Choose your size and color, and let the internal debate begin
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, do not dry-clean.
