Is your love language sarcasm? Do you believe true romance is 50% affection and 50% ominous muttering? Express your "undying" devotion with our latest statement tee—the perfect blend of cute and catastrophic.
This Bella+Canvas premium t-shirt features our exclusive design:
At the Top: A sweet, fluttery "Be my Valentine..." that lures them into a false sense of security.
In the Center: Our meticulously designed, utterly disgruntled anime animal mascot. He's got hearts in his eyes and murder in his little paw. (It's a metaphor for your commitment.)
At the Bottom: The not-so-subtle ultimatum, "OR ELSE!" stamped in gloriously bold, aggressive lettering. We don't know what "else" is, and frankly, we're too scared to ask.
Fabric & Fit:
Crafted from the famously soft, breathable, and durable Bella+Canvas premium cotton blend, this unisex tee is the comfortable armor you need for Valentine's Day warfare (or a cozy night in with your captive audience). It’s the ideal lightweight feel for nervously sweating through your proposal... or just lounging.
Colors for Every Disposition:
Choose a classic Black or White for maximum contrast. Go for a deceptively gentle Soft Cream, Baby Blue, or Heather Peach. Or fully commit to the theme with Heather Red, Pink, or Sunshine Yellow. No matter your color, the message is clear: compliance is non-negotiable.
Sizes S - 3XL:
Fits most humans who are brave enough to wear it. (We recommend ordering your usual size for a standard fit, or sizing up for a roomier, even more intimidating silhouette.)
Perfect For:
• The "I chose you, you have no say in this" Valentine.
• Proposing to your partner over a basket of laundry.
• Asserting dominance on Galentine's Day.
• Giving your crush a humorous, low-pressure hint (with high-pressure subtext).
• Anyone whose heart is full, but whose patience is not.
Warning: Side effects may include bemused laughter, startled admiration, and a successfully secured Valentine. "Or else" consequences have not been evaluated by the FDA.
Get yours today, and may the odds be ever in your favor. ❤️⚔️
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean.
