Tired of the suspense? The awkward silence? The potential for a restraining order? Skip the guesswork this Valentine's Day with our officially unofficial, legally-not-binding Bella+Canvas "Be My Valentine?" Interrogation, Jersey.

This isn't just a shirt; it's a public service announcement and a personality test, all printed on buttery-soft, breathable cotton. Simply wear it in the vicinity of your intended Valentine and let the garment do the emotionally vulnerable heavy lifting. Watch as their eyes scan the options, their facial expressions flickering from flattered to concerned to mildly terrified. It's a conversation starter! (Or Ender. We provide all outcomes.)

Why This Tee is an Emotional Intelligence Power Move:

Clarity in Cotton Form: Eliminate ambiguous signals! They must select a box (mentally; we don't provide a dry-erase marker—liability issues).

Built-In Comedy Shield: If they check "Hell no," you can just laugh and say, "The shirt's a joke, obviously!" (We see you. We support the face-saving maneuver).

The "I'm Calling 911" Option: A humble brag about your undeniable, potentially overwhelming magnetism. It's like saying, "My love is a felony."

Comfort for Any Outcome: Made with premium, lightweight jersey knit, it's the perfect fabric to cradle you during a "Yes" celebration or a "No" consolation ice cream binge.

Specs:

Style: Unisex Jersey (fits humans of all romantic dispositions)

Colors: Choose from classic White or Black for high contrast, Soft Cream for a softer approach, or a spectrum of heathers (Peach, Athletic, Dark Grey, Red, Columbia Blue, Black) for when your love is nuanced. Go bold with pink, baby blue, turquoise, or yellow to really stand out… making it harder for them to pretend they didn't see the question.

Sizes: Small - 3XL (Because love—and the avoidance of it—comes in all sizes).

Order now! Time is ticking, and so is the heart of that person you mildly inconvenienced at the coffee shop that one time. This shirt is your best shot.

Disclaimer: Bella+Canvas is not responsible for successful proposals, hilariously awkward encounters, actual emergency calls, or the profound self-reflection that may occur when someone checks "Maybe." Wear at your own romantic risk.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean.