The "Wrong Hole" T-Shirt: A Cautionary Tale
Ever had a day so bad, you feel like you took a wrong turn at the existential crossroads? Then you, my friend, will relate to our latest design.

Introducing the Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex T-Shirt, featuring the heartbreaking documentary-style print: "Sammy's Folly."

BEHOLD! A microscopic drama of epic proportions. This shirt showcases a desperate troop of sperm in the midst of a full-blown, cellular meltdown. These are not the triumphant, Olympic-swimmer sperm you learned about in health class. These are lost, confused, and frankly, pretty pissed-off little guys.

The Story on Your Chest:

Sammy the Sperm (identifiable by the, let's call it, "mess" on his face, a tragically misguided expression, and a tiny, pointed finger that clearly cannot be trusted) is at the forefront, being yelled at by his former followers.

A Chorus of Chaos: See the anguished faces of his comrades! One is dramatically shaking his little fists at the heavens. Another is sobbing uncontrollably into his own flagellum. A third is just face-palming, because he knew they should have taken that left at the fallopian tube.

The Setting: The vast, unforgiving, and egg-less landscape of... well, let's just call it "The Great Nowhere." It's a dead end in every sense of the word.

This shirt is a conversation starter, a piece of biological comedy, and a warning label all in one.

Product Features & Benefits (The Serious Part):
> Made of 100% Airlume Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton because even a tale of reproductive tragedy deserves a soft, comfortable landing.
> A Lightweight, Durable Build that can withstand the heavy weight of your squad's existential despair (and repeated washings).
> Unisex Fit because getting lost is an equal-opportunity experience.
> Tear-Away Label for those who prefer their emotional scarring to be purely fictional and printed on fabric.

The Perfect Gift For:

> Your friend who always gets lost on the way to the party.
> Anyone who has ever made a decision they immediately regretted.
> Biology majors with a dark sense of humor.
> People who appreciate a good, clean, dirty joke.

A Note from Management: We are not responsible for any sudden, overwhelming urges to double-check your map, question your life choices, or explain the birds, the bees, and basic anatomy to a confused relative while wearing this shirt.

Get yours today! Because sometimes, the greatest adventure is a complete and utter failure.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean