Yoda? More Like Roast Master of the Jedi Order.
Behold: The t-shirt that cuts through your ego with the precision of a lightsaber and the subtlety of a bantha in a china shop. For years, you’ve been told to feel the Force. Now, feel the roast.

Our exclusive design features a certain green, wise guru of the galaxy, peering deep into your soul—or at least at your choice to wear mismatched socks to a job interview. His timeless words are not of patience or peace but a direct, poetic assessment of your most special moments.

The Legendary Design:
A masterfully rendered Jedi Master, his expression a perfect blend of profound disappointment and quiet amusement. The iconic quote, "Strong in you the dumbassery is!" is presented in a classic, dignified font, because the greatest insults are always grammatically innovative.

Why You Need This in Your Life (and Closet):
> Award-Winning Feedback: Locked your keys in the car? Again? This shirt will narrate your life with the accuracy you deserve.
> A Jedi-Level Conversation Starter: Forget boring weather talk. This shirt attracts fellow beings of poor life choices and excellent senses of humor. Bond over shared dumbassery!
> The Gift of Brutal Honesty: For the friend who tried to microwave a metal spoon, the cousin who “checked if the paint was dry” with their sleeve, or the sibling who proudly announced they’d never get lost again… right before getting lost. It’s not just a gift; it’s an intervention.
> Unmatched Comfort, Despite the Burns: Printed on premium Bella+Canvas fabric, this tee is so soft and comfortable, it’s the sartorial equivalent of, “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.” The perfect garment for absorbing shame in cozy silence.

Available in the Colors of Your (Questionable) Choices:

> White: For when your dumbassery is pure and unadulterated.
> Black: For when your dumbassery is mysterious and edgy.
> Yellow: For when your dumbassery is cheerful and blindingly obvious.
> Pink: For when your dumbassery is fabulous and unapologetic.
> Athletic Heather: For when your dumbassery happens at the gym (we’ve all seen it).
> Heather True Royal: For when your dumbassery is of regal, majestic proportions.

Sizes S to 3XL: Because poor decision-making knows no body type.

Embrace the Shade. Wear the Wisdom. Let the Force of Your Own Absurdity Be With You. Always.

(Note: Wearing this shirt may increase the frequency of facepalms from those around you. The Jedi Council is not liable for spontaneous laughter, sudden realizations of your own folly, or the urgent need to recount that one time you definitely should not have done that thing. May the Snark be with you.)

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean