Tired of the relentless tyranny of morning people and their chirpy, unearned optimism? Does the sound of a bird singing at 5 AM fill you not with joy but with a deep, philosophical rage? Friend, you have found your soulmate.

Presenting the "Rude Awakening" T-Shirt—the only greeting card you'll ever need to give the entire world before your first cup of coffee.

Product Description:

Crafted from the tears of shattered alarm clocks and 100% ultra-combed ring-spun cotton, this heather-colored masterpiece features our flagship ornithological consultant. He's not just any bird. He's a bird who has seen things. He's a bird who has had ENOUGH. And he's here to deliver a message, encircled in a perfect, un-ignorable halo of truth: "Here's your good morning."

This isn't just a t-shirt. It's a public service announcement. It's a boundary. It's a wearable eye-roll for a world that hasn't yet earned your smile.

Key Features & Benefits (Because We Have to Do This):
> UNISEX FIT: Fits all genders equally, because existential dread and a disdain for small talk are truly universal.
> PRE-VENTED ROAD RAGE: Cut off in traffic? Just point calmly at your chest. The other driver will receive the message with startling clarity.
> OFFICE-APPROPRIATE(?): The perfect garment for your 8:30 AM stand-up meeting. Watch as your project manager suddenly decides to "circle back later."
> PROMOTES PERSONAL SPACE: That coworker who always wants a "quick chat" will suddenly find a very urgent email to answer from across the room.
> THE BIRD'S BIRD: Our feathered friend is rendered in stunning, photorealistic detail, ensuring his middle feather is a poignant and crystal-clear gesture of solidarity.
> CONVERSATION STARTER: Guaranteed to be the only "Good Morning!" you'll have to give all day. Efficiency!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this shirt machine washable?
A: Yes. Unlike your fragile sense of hope on a Monday, this shirt is built to last. Tumble dry low, just like your expectations.

Q: What's the bird's name?
A: We call him Geoff. He's a ruby-throated grumpus. He doesn't like labels.

Q: Is this suitable for my child's "Show and Tell" at their Montessori school?
A: We admire your commitment to teaching children about modern art and complex emotional expression. However, we must recommend that you consult with the teacher first. And possibly a lawyer.

Q: Will this shirt actually brew my coffee for me?
A: No. But it will stare at the coffee maker with such intense, unblaming judgment that the machine might just start out of sheer terror.

Style Tip: Pair with a scowl, a beanie, and the unwavering confidence of someone who has already seen the day's agenda and is profoundly unimpressed.

The "Here's Your Good Morning" T-Shirt. Because sometimes, the best response is a feathery, one-fingered salute.

Disclaimer: Bella+Canvas makes the shirt. We just provide the emotional support. Please use your power responsibly. (Just kidding, go nuts.)

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean