Presenting the Bella+Canvas 3001 "Never Trust a Vegan" T-Shirt—A Masterpiece of Culinary Horror.

You've heard the whispers. You've seen the serene smiles over a kale smoothie. But do you know what really happens at the dinner table of a vegan? Our shirt reveals the shocking, soul-shaking, salad-based truth.

This isn't just a t-shirt. It's a documentary in cotton. Featuring a haunting original artwork that will make you look twice at that innocent-looking garden salad.

Behold the Scene of the Crime:
> A majestic broccoli floret weeps openly, its life flashing before its eyes.
> A carrot has accepted its fate, rocking back and forth in a state of pure shock.
> The tomato family is being torn apart—literally. As the monstrous fork descends, a tiny, trembling tomatolet lets out a heart-wrenching, "Daddy?" to its larger, partially devoured parent.
> Snap peas huddle together, whispering final goodbyes.
> A single, lone sweet pea, no bigger than a tear, cries out for a mommy who cannot save it.
> And the baked potato? Don't even get us started. It's seen the inside of the mouth. It knows what's coming. It's already been sliced open and is staring into the void.

This is the daily reality they don't want you to see. They claim it's a "compassionate lifestyle," but this plate is a battlefield! Every forkful is a tragedy! Every bite, pure, unadulterated betrayal!

Why This Is The Most Important Shirt You'll Ever Own:
> A Conversation Starter (and Ender): Wear it to the farmer's market and watch the organic kale crowd gasp in dramatic recognition.
> 100% Factually Accurate: This depiction of vegetable-on-vegan violence is based on a true story... happening right now, probably in a café near you.
> Unbelievably Soft Conspiracy: Printed on the legendary Bella+Canvas 3001, this shirt is made with a ringspun cotton blend so supple, it’s almost... plant-based. The irony is delicious. (See what we did there?)
> A Public Service Announcement: You're not just wearing a shirt; you're arming your fellow omnivores with the knowledge they need to survive. Look out for your friends. Warn them.

The Perfect Gift For:
> The unapologetic carnivore in your life.
> Anyone who has ever side-eyed a quinoa bowl.
> That friend who thinks "tofurkey" is a real word.
> People with a sense of humor and a healthy appreciation for steak.

Sizes Available: Small through 3XL, because terror (and comfort) should be accessible to all.

Order your "Never Trust a Vegan" T-shirt today. Before it's too late, and someone offers you a zucchini noodle.

Disclaimer: We love veggies. We really do. Especially with a nice garlic butter sauce. This product is intended for comedic purposes only. No vegetarians or vegans were harmed in the making of this shirt, though several were mildly annoyed, which we consider a success.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry clean