Behold the garment that immortalizes the most flavorful fender-bender in condiment history. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a front-row seat to the moment a lifetime of maternal wisdom finally, tragically, crystallized.

Featuring a stunning, heart-pounding depiction of Salty D. Shaker in his element: full-tilt boogie, living life on the edge, and completely oblivious to his surroundings. His ceramic feet pound the pavement; his cap is askew with the thrill of freedom. He is, for all intents and purposes, the embodiment of "YOLO."

And then... there's Mary.

Innocent, slow-moving, and simply trying to cross the sidewalk to get to a particularly promising leaf of lettuce. She never saw it coming.

This premium Bella+Canvas t-shirt captures the precise, horrifying, and slightly savory nanosecond of impact. The text beneath the scene delivers the poignant, soul-crushing punchline that will have philosophers nodding and therapists taking notes.

Witness the moment Salty D. Shaker learned the hard way that "looking both ways" isn't just a suggestion—it's the difference between being a fun-loving shaker and an unwitting instrument of seasoning terror.

Key Features (Because We Have to Be Serious About Something):
> The Fabric of Fleeting Regret: Made from 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, because the realization of your life-altering mistakes should be experienced in cloud-like softness and breathable comfort.
> A Print as Lasting as the Trauma: The graphic is designed to stay vibrant, ensuring that the memory of Gary's unfortunate transformation never, ever fades.
> A Fit That Screams "I Make Questionable Life Choices": The modern, slightly fitted cut looks great, whether you're running recklessly through a crowd or standing still, contemplating the consequences of your actions.
> Seamless Shoulders: For a sleek look that won't distract from the main event: the graphic depiction of a snail's very, very bad day.

Style Note: This shirt pairs exceptionally well with a profound sense of irony, a side of guilt, and a vow to always, always look where you're going. It's a conversation starter, a warning to future generations, and a touching tribute to a snail who was simply too pure for this world.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not use this shirt to dry your tears of laughter. Reflect on your mother's warnings. They were right. They're always right.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean