He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake?

Let's be real for a second. Out of context, that doesn't sound like a jolly old elf. That sounds like the opening line of a true crime podcast. Does Santa sound like a pervert? We're not saying yes, but we're also not not saying yes.

Introducing the t-shirt for everyone who has ever side-eyed a Christmas carol. Made from the impossibly soft, ring-spun cotton of the legendary Bella+Canvas 3001, this shirt is so comfortable, it feels like you're being hugged by someone who doesn't have a clandestine surveillance operation on your household.

Product Features:

> Premium, Adult-Sized Comfort: Unlike Santa's list, this shirt is made for both the naughty and nice. The feather-light fabric and modern fit won't make you look like a wrapped sausage, which is more than we can say for what Santa’s doing in that chimney.
> Tapered Side Seams: For a clean, contemporary look that says, "I have style," while the graphic says, "I have concerns about a mystical stalker."
> Double-Needle Sleeves and Hem: Built to last through countless wears, countless washes, and countless awkward conversations with your grandma at the Christmas dinner table.
> Graphic That Asks the Real Questions: A tasteful, witty print that will make fellow overthinkers nod in solemn agreement across the crowded mall.

The Perfect Gift For:

> That friend who always points out plot holes in Hallmark movies.
> Your cousin who majored in Criminology.
> Anyone who believes Santa's "nice list" is just a sophisticated data harvesting operation.
> Yourself, because you deserve to be comfortable while you question the very fabric of your childhood.

Warning:
Wearing this shirt may cause elves to give you the side-eye and your mother to sigh deeply. But it will also bring joy and uncomfortable laughter to anyone with a functioning brain and a healthy sense of paranoia.

Get yours today! Santa already knows you're looking at it.

Bella+Canvas 3001: Because even existential dread about a festive surveillance state should feel soft.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean