Ever feel a little... underappreciated? So does Santa. And this mug captures the glorious moment of his dramatic exit when he finds an empty plate and a heart full of disappointment.
 
Introducing the "No Cookies, No Presents!" Mug—the perfect vessel for your morning (or all-day) coffee, tea, or liquid motivation. It’s not just a mug; it’s a cautionary tale in ceramic form.
 
 
Behold the Art:
 
 
Featuring a stunning, high-definition print of a thoroughly peeved St. Nick. He’s not jolly. He’s not merry. He’s fed up. Watch as he storms right back up the chimney, sack of gifts in tow, leaving nothing but coal dust and regret in his wake. The message is clear: you forget the snacks, you get the sack.
 
 
Why You Need This Mug:
 
 
A Powerful Reminder: For roommates, spouses, and children who use the last of the coffee creamer. Leave this on the counter. They’ll get the message.
 
 
For Your Boss: Subtly hint that the "pizza party" in lieu of a holiday bonus was the equivalent of leaving Santa a single, stale saltine.
 
 
Fuel Your Inner Grinch: Sometimes, you just need to sip your dark roast while admiring a fellow grump. It’s therapeutic.
 
 
The Perfect Gift (The Irony!): Give this to the person who never seems to refill the cookie jar. It’s a gift that says, "I notice your laziness, and so does the Big Man."
 
 
Mug Specifications:
 
 
Capacity: A generous 11-oz.—enough room for the strong brew you need to deal with cookie-less disappointments.
 
 
Material: High-quality, glossy ceramic. Dishwasher and microwave safe, because your rage should be convenient.
 
 
Design: Vibrant print that won't fade, even after repeated viewings of Santa's tantrum.
 
 
WARNING: May cause intense cookie-baking guilt. Use responsibly. Not responsible for sudden appearances of hastily baked snickerdoodles or a dramatic increase in chimney-cleaning service inquiries.
 
 
Get yours today, before Santa sees your empty plate, and you get a lump of coal!
 
.: All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
.: Drink confidently on a daily basis, as all mugs are lead and BPA-free.
 
11oz
Height, in
3.74
Diameter, in
3.15
 
 
 
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
 
 
 
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap