Finally, a t-shirt that does the filtering for you.

Tired of spelling out every other word? Fed up with your little angels decoding your adult conversations with the terrifying efficiency of a tiny, juice-stained NSA? Introducing the "Secret Cipher" Tee, the only piece of apparel engineered to give you back your privacy, one illegible swirl at a time.

How It Works (It's Genius, Really):

The front of our super-soft, premium Bella+Canvas t-shirt features a bold, easy-to-read statement that acts as the perfect bait:
"If you don't want your kids to be able to read it,"
Then, directly below, the masterstroke: the exact same message written in gloriously elegant, impossibly intricate, grade-school-defying cursive script that simply says:
"Write it in cursive"

It’s a visual demonstration and a public service announcement, all in one!

Key Features & Benefits:

> The Ultimate Information Shield: Discuss weekend plans, critique the Paw Patrol, or complain about your in-laws right in front of them. They'll stare, they'll squint, but they will not decipher the secret code of the "fancy writing."
> Built-in Comedic Timing: Watch with glee as other parents in the grocery store aisle read your shirt, do a double-take, and then snort-laugh with understanding. You’re not just wearing a shirt; you’re initiating a secret handshake.
> 100% Kid-Proof Technology: No batteries, no updates, no complicated settings. Our cursive font is powered by the timeless principle of "They Stopped Teaching This in 2005."
> Crafted from Superior Materials: Made from the famously comfortable, ring-spun cotton of a Bella+Canvas tee. It’s soft, durable, and perfect for wearing while you enjoy your newly acquired peace, quiet, and ability to spell out "I-C-E-C-R-E-A-M" without causing a riot.

The Perfect Gift For:

> Parents who value their secrets.
> Teachers who want to have a little fun.
> Cool aunts, uncles, and grandparents.
> Anyone who remembers what a Palmer Method certificate was.

Warning: May cause confusion in children under 12 and profound gratitude in adults over 30.

Get Yours Today and Start Communicating Freely Again! (As long as you do it in writing.)

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean