Finally, a solution for the person who’s so far up your bumper, they can tell you what you had for lunch.
Tired of that one driver who treats your rear bumper like their personal reading nook? Annoyed by the constant, uninvited shadow turning your drive into a high-speed conga line?
Introducing the "Tailgater Tester" – the only bumper sticker that fights back with the devastating power of self-awareness.
How It Works (It's Genius, Really):
You Drive. A little too close for comfort? Perfect. The text is now perfectly legible in their windshield.
They Read. Their brain is forced to process the phrase: "It takes a special kind of stupid to be able to read this."
The Magic Happens. Watch in your rearview mirror as their expression shifts from aggressive impatience to confused realization, and finally, to the dawning horror that they have just voluntarily identified themselves as the "special kind of stupid."
They Back Off. (Usually). Either out of shame, laughter, or a sudden need to Google what the word "stupid" means.
Key Features & Benefits:
Passive-Aggressive Peace of Mind: Why risk a hand gesture when you can deploy a full, grammatical insult that they administer to themselves? It’s like psychological Judo.
The Ultimate Catch-22: If they can read it, they're the problem. If they can't read it, they're probably a safe distance away. It’s a win-win!
A Public Service: You're not just protecting your own bumper; you're providing a valuable, real-time IQ test for your fellow motorists. Think of yourself as a mobile testing facility for the cognitively challenged.
High-Quality Vinyl: Because the insult should last longer than the memory of the person who cut you off last Tuesday.
WARNING: Side Effects May Include:
Sudden, unexpected braking by the tailgater as their single brain cell tries to process the message.
A symphony of honking (from the cars behind them).
The occasional chuckle from a nearby motorist who is, thankfully, a safe distance away and now considers you their hero.
Who is this for?
> Commuters who believe personal space shouldn't end at 65 MPH.
> People who've had their brake lights memorized by a stranger.
> Anyone who wants to say, "I know what you are, but what am I?" in the most intellectually superior way possible.
Don't just get mad. Get even... philosophically.
Order your "Tailgater Tester" now, and turn your morning commute into a live psychology experiment!
.: Material: premium water-resistant vinyl
.: Waterproof sticky adhesive
.: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
.: Easy peel backing
.: Matte finishEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
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