Finally, a mug that tells it like it is. (Scientifically.)

Tired of nodding politely through another meeting about "synergizing our going-forward paradigms"? Had enough of your friend's story about the "one that got away," which was definitely, absolutely a marlin? Does your mother-in-law's "helpful advice" make your eyes twitch?

Introducing the Veritas-Vibe Mug, the world's first beverage container with a fully integrated, hyper-accurate Bullshit Detection system. Powered by your first sip of coffee, it delivers the cold, hard truth in a delightfully warm package.

How It Works:
Our patented Lidar-Lies Technology scans the conversational field the moment you take a sip. As the target speaks, the sophisticated sensor at the top of the mug analyzes vocal tremors, logical fallacies, and sheer audacity.

✨ Product Features & Hilarious Benefits ✨

CALIBRATED FOR MAXIMUM DRAMA: Features a vibrant, permanent graphic of a BS meter indicator dangerously flashing at 98%—because let's be honest, it's rarely 100%, but really, what's the difference?

CRYSTAL-CLEAR READOUT: Beneath the meter, your mug delivers the verdict in no uncertain terms: "According to my BS detector, there is a 98% probability that you are full of shit!" It's a conversation starter, a conversation ender, and a public service announcement all in one.

ERGONOMIC HANDLE FOR POINTED GESTURES: The perfectly balanced handle allows you to casually lift the mug, subtly directing the readout towards the source of the nonsense for a non-verbal, yet profoundly eloquent, rebuttal.

THE PERFECT GIFT: For the brutally honest friend, the cynical coworker, and the person who has everything (except a reliable way to call people out). It’s the gift that says, "I support your skepticism."

Ideal For:

> Monday Morning Stand-Ups
> Family Thanksgiving Dinner
> First Dates with Over-Achievers
> Political Debates with Uncle Gary
> Any conversation that includes the phrase, "I'm not a lawyer, but..."

WARNING:
Use with caution. May cause spontaneous laughter, sudden silence in a room, or a shocking improvement in the quality of conversations around you. Not responsible for offended sensibilities, deflated egos, or the urgent need for someone to excuse themselves.

Stop sipping and start sensing. Order your Veritas-Vibe Mug today, and let the truth percolate!
.: These mugs are made with durable white ceramic so that your prints can stand out.
.: Available in 11oz (0.33 l).
.: All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
.: Drink confidently on a daily basis as all mugs are lead and BPA-free.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap