(Apathy has never looked so good.)

Introducing the official uniform for anyone who has ever stared into the existential abyss, only to realize the abyss ordered takeout and is ignoring your texts.

Crafted from impossibly soft Bella+Canvas fabric, this shirt is designed for maximum comfort during your minimum effort. It’s the perfect garment for pondering life’s big questions, like:

• "Why are we here?"
• "What is the meaning of it all?"
• "Should I fold this laundry, or just live out of the basket?"

Product Features & Colors:

7 Meticulously Researched, Yet Ultimately Pointless, Colors: Choose from Black (for deep existential dread), White (for blank stares), Yellow (for faux optimism), Athletic Heather (for ambivalent workouts), Heather Columbia Blue (for melancholy skies), Dark Grey Heather (for murky conclusions), and Pink (for ironic joy).

Sizes S to 3XL: Because whether you're a petite nihilist or a large-scale absurdist, we’ve got you covered. Literally.

Unisex Fit: It fits everyone with the same vague "it'll do" energy.

Fabric: So comfy, you might briefly forget the crushing weight of the universe. (Briefly.)

Ideal For:

• Mondays. Just... Mondays.
• Philosophical debates at the grocery store.
• Accepting compliments you don’t feel you deserve.
• That moment when someone explains the plot of a movie you just watched.
• Gift-giving to that friend who "gets it" (or has given up trying to).

Warning: Wearing this shirt may lead to profound shrugs, increased sighing, and strangers nodding at you in solemn agreement. Side effects include unexpectedly getting the point.

So, what's the point?
Exactly. Buy it now. Or don’t. Whatever.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean.