You're getting...

[A beautifully rendered, festive pile of poop, with several cheerful flies buzzing around it in a holly, jolly formation.]

for Christmas.

That's right. You saw the list. You checked it twice. And let's be honest, your behavior this year has been... questionable. From "borrowing" your roommate's last yogurt to that incident with the office copier, you've earned this. But fear not! We believe in turning life's lemons (and other, less pleasant things) into a fashion statement.

Presenting the "I Can't Believe It's Not Regret" Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirt.
This isn't just any shirt. This is a premium canvas upon which your loved ones can paint a masterpiece of passive-aggressive holiday cheer. Crafted from the finest, most breathable cotton, it will hug your body with the same warm, lingering embrace as the poor life choices that led you here.

Product Features & Benefits:

> Unisex Fit: Because disappointment, like this shirt, knows no gender.
> Multiple Colors: Available in a range of tasteful heathers, so you can coordinate your shirt with your shame. "Heather Prune" is a particularly poignant choice.
> A Variety of Sizes: From "I Regret Nothing" (Small) to "I Regret Everything" (3XL), we have a size to fit your level of culpability.
> High-Quality Print: The stunning graphic is designed to last, ensuring that the subtle reminder of your annual failings won't wash out, much like the memory of you forgetting your aunt's birthday.
> Tag-Free Comfort: The only thing that won't irritate you is the tag. The existential dread is all you.

The Perfect Gift For:

> That cousin who still "forgets" their wallet every time you go out for dinner.
> Your sibling who gave you a single, used sock last year.
> The coworker who constantly "accidentally" steals your lunch from the fridge.
> Anyone on your list who truly deserves a gift that says, "I thought about you, and this is what I came up with."

Order now and ensure your favorite troublemaker has a Christmas they'll never forget (and probably wish they could).

Disclaimer: This is a premium Bella+Canvas 3001 jersey t-shirt. It is soft, durable, and actually a wonderful garment. The implied message, however, is entirely up to the giver. We are not responsible for family feuds, awkward gift-opening silences, or being written out of the will. Gift at your own risk

Disclaimer: This is a premium Bella+Canvas 3001 jersey t-shirt. It is soft, durable, and actually a wonderful garment. The implied message, however, is entirely up to the giver. We are not responsible for family feuds, awkward gift-opening silences, or being written out of the will. Gift at your own risk.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. 
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors—99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors—52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry-clean